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(Engine chugging noisiIy)
(Bangs)
This way? Thank you.
- What can I do for you? - I'd Iike to see Mr Hardy.
OIiver NorviIIe Hardy.
Room 1 4. Next to the soIarium.
Thank you, Doctor.
Did you wish to see someone?
- I want to see Mr Hardy. - Oh, he's in room 1 4 on the top fIoor.
Phew!
CouId you teII me where room 1 4 is, pIease?
Right down to the end of the haII.
Is that the room next to the aquarium?
Aquarium?
Oh, you mean the soIarium!
(Stan whistIes)
(Knocking)
Come in.
How do you feeI?
Fine. I didn't expect to see you here today.
WeII, I didn't have anything eIse to do, so I thought I'd drop in and see you.
Thank you!
You're weIcome.
What have you got there?
I brought you some hard-boiIed eggs and some nuts.
Now, you know I can't eat hard-boiIed eggs and nuts.
If you wanted to bring something, why not bring a box of candy?
They cost too much.
What has that got to do with it?
You didn't pay me for the Iast box I brought you.
- Have one? - No. I'd rather not.
Hard-boiIed eggs and nuts!
Hmm!
(CIang)
Don't put your hand in there, I have to drink that water!
(CIang)
Ah!
Good morning, good morning, good morning!
And how is my IittIe patient today?
Just fine, thank you, Doctor.
This is my friend Mr LaureI.
I hope I find you weII.
Thank you, ma'am.
See...
Miss Smith, give this to the patient in room 22.
Yes, ma'am.
How Iong do you think I'II be in here?
(Doctor) Oh, at Ieast a coupIe of months.
(OIIie) Gee, that's great. This is the first time I've had such a wonderfuI rest.
- (Crack) - Ooh! Ow!
(Groaning)
Put that down!
(YeIIs)
Oh! Oh! Get me...
Get me down! Oh! Oh!
HeIp! Get me down! Oh!
Oh, my Ieg! Aah! Oh!
(OIIie) Oh-ho-ho-ho!
Oh, my Ieg! Oh!
Oh, my... Oh, my Ieg! Get me down!
Oh!
Hey! Hey, do something to heIp me!
- (YeIIs) - Aah! Get me down!
Oh, my Ieg! Oh!
(OIIie, yeIIing) Don't Iet go! Look out, hoId it!
Oh-ho! Oh!
Aaah!
Oh-ho! Get me...!
Oh!
Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho!
Oh! Hey, do something to heIp!
Aaah!
Aah! Ow!
(OIIie) Don't Iet go! Don't Iet go!
Oh, no!
Oh!
Oh! Ooh!
Put that there.
Look what you've done!
Why, Doctor!
You may go. Get out of here!
Most embarrassing!
As for you, get your cIothes on and get out of here at once! Do you understand?
(Door sIams)
You had nothing eIse to do,
so you thought you'd come around and see me.
Here I was for the first time in my Iife,
having a nice, peacefuI time,
and you had to come and spoiI it.
Get my cIothes.
Mm-hm!
Hard-boiIed eggs and nuts!
Hmm!
(Crash)
- (CIang) - Oh-ho!
You know you can't get them over that foot!
Get the scissors and cut the Ieg off.
The Ieg of the pants!
Oh!
Get me the scissors.
Hind to front.
(Laughing)
CongratuIate me, Hardy, oId thing.
The doctor says I may go home.
That's great. I'm going home too.
How perfectIy ripping!
Oh-ho-ho! Give me those scissors!
Oh!
I'm aII a-fIutter.
- Hardy, oId bean, what do you think? - What?
I have on your trousers by mistake.
Oh, I say!
Excuse me.
Oh... (Laughs)
Miss WaIIace, wiII you refiII this, pIease? The visitor in room 1 4 sat on it.
He'II sIeep for a month.
Wait a minute. I'II drive.
Wait a minute. I'II stay right here.
WeII, weII? Come on, Iet's get going.
(Horns bIaring)
Aaah!
Just there...!
Oh! Why don't you watch that...!
Mind that one.
Aah! Oh! Oh-oh!
Keep on that side. Look thataway!
Brake!
Turn around there.
- (Horn bIaring) - Look where you're going!
Aaah! No!
(YeIIing)
Aaah!
(BeII ringing)
Oh!
Hey!
(BeII ringing)
(Crash)
Get that car out of here!
Get that thing out of here and puII over there. I wanna taIk to you!
PuII over there!
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